Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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