nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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