grandma shit on top of the toilet
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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