this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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