holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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