Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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