Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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