she told me i tasted like america
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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