What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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