Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
only you would photoshop your dick
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
