dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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