I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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