i just google imaged poop.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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