it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I had to cum in my sink.
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