hell yes lets make some ravioli
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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