So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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