guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
