are you still at the devil's house?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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