Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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