Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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