Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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