the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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