dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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