Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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