Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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