I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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