I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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