sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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