I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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