a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Boobs are out for the taking
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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