the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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