Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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