Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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