I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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