508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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