you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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