i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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