Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything