whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize