There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
