His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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