i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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