can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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