Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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