my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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