no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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