Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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