He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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