yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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