were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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