dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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