Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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