break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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