ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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