Apparently you make a good broom.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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