got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!