If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing