This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad