he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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