the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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