Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
